I want to walk on stilts...naked
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
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KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
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Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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