I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
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I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
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I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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