hotel room ftw
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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