I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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