This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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