Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
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It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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