Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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