Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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