the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
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I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
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there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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