I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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