You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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