I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I think we might need a safe word for this...
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
