it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
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It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
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And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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