Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
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I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
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Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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