: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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