she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
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I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
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I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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