just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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