every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
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