butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
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at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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