Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
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you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
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