No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
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You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
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I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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