it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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