we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
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I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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