I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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