your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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