Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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