as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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