she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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