I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
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is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
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Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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