She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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