VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
we're chasing vodka with high fives
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
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I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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