she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
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A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
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I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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