Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
