What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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