its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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