Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
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you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
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My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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