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I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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