i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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