Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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