let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
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Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
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I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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