My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
YAS. BRING CRAB.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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