: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
pop tarts are not kleenex
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
is it fun? or sober?
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