She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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