I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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