is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
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He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
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I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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