Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Bang-toberfest begins!!
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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