ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Pooping to opera.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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