i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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