Whatcha textin bout Willis?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
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Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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