The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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