Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I am puke
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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