It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
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He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
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ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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