my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I currently don't understand fingers.
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