I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
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To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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