Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I think I just sharted jello shots
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