Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
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I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
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Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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