real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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