what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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