Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Threesome in a minivan. New low
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
What a dumb baby whore.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
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